Once again Imperial and Rebel forces, due to lack of gainful employment in the battle for control of the galaxy, resorted to entertaining the Imperial citizens of the Fayetteville, NC sector. As usual, Obi-Wan Kenobi showed up pretending he was Mr. Popular when everyone knows it’s all about the Dark Side. Why? Because we’re awesome. That’s why. In fact that was the most repeated comment of the day from the citizens, “You guys are awesome!†Of course Vader replied again and again with the customary response of, “We know.†Anyway, Vader along with his favorite Royal Guards and the most loyal Gunner in the history of the Death Star made their Imperial presence well known. Obi-Wan could do nothing but watch knowing deep down inside, that he wished he’d turn to the Dark Side when he had the chance. No cookies for you Obi-Wan. He did however recommend a delicious strawberry shake at the end of this tour of duty. Finally a Jedi serves a purpose! But still, in the end, they must all be destroyed. Accept for Vader’s son Luke of course. He is needed to cut dad’s grass and take out the trash.
TROOPERS:
1. Bill L. – Vader (ROTS)
2. Chad P. – Obi-Wan Kenobi (ROTS / CW)
3. Jane W. – Royal Guard / Luke Skywalker (ROTJ)
4. Dave G. – Royal Guard
5. Nick G. – Imperial Gunner
